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coolerthanwally:

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        who the heck are you calling adorable? i’m a badass
        mermaid who don’t need no sea king dad.

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                in place of him u get a seagull, a crab, and a fish. great posse there

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coolerthanwally:

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       i’m a snow white or ariel kinda guy. my decision cannot be swayed.

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           oh i can definitely see ariel more than snow white that’d be adorable

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purelivingid-deactivated2016041 inquired ;  
[ text ]:A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

random texts || coolerthanwally


[sms: speedy] oh no, i ordered that for you.
[sms: speedy] Figured that suited you better than the ridiculous getup you usually wear.
[sms: speedy] Eh, princess?

    Random texts.

  • [ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
  • [ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
  • [ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
  • [ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
  • [ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
  • [ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
  • [ text ]: I can't find my phone.
  • [ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
  • [ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
  • [ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
  • [ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
  • [ text ]: Do you have my dog?
  • [ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
  • [ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
  • [ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
  • [ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
  • [ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
  • [ text ]: Who's house am I in?
  • [ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
  • [ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
  • [ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
  • [ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
  • [ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
  • [ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
  • [ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
  • [ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
  • [ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
  • [ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
  • [ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
  • [ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
  • [ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
  • [ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
  • [ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
  • [ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
  • [ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
  • [ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

damn speedster.

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         “ NAH, m’from the 31st century where earth was fulla aliens. my next door
         neighbour had green skin too so s’why i thought to ask. oh yeah, she was
         also an alien too, duh. 

         HONESTLY it’s rather rare he meets any aliens in this time & there’s a small
         sense of home when said event does occur. fidgeting on the spot with an itch
         to move already, bart speeds closer to the blonde, peering up through golden
         eyes.

                                                   “ HOW tall are ya? 

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                31st century? He couldn’t help but wonder if this kid was able to hop back
                and forth like that Iron Lad kid. If running really fast wasn’t his only ability.
                He didn’t flinch as the other sped to him. His gaze dropped to look down
                at the other, surprise spreading on his features for a second to the question.
                It dropped right after and he shrugged his shoulders.

                                         ❝ Never really measured. Probably 6′4″? ❞

                He knew his height in his original form. A little bit shorter so that was what
                he drew the guess from.

                                         ❝ Your alien friend - she look like me or is
                                         she just green? ❞

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nosy.

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                                   ❝  - my apologies. I didn’t mean to pry. ❞ 

            he’s sincere; a ghost of a smile appears. one elbow rests on his arm-rest, fingertips rubbing against his chin in contemplative thought.  if I may, I’d like to offer an explanation. it was your intent I thought to examine, not anything you hold dear. curiosity gets the better of us all, at times, i’m afraid. ❞

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                        ❝ What I hold dear? That’s funny. You actually got something like that?

         Explanation or not, he didn’t enjoy people picking around inside his head. It had happened once before and the person had then tried to kill him. No one liked peeking into the mind of a mercenary, especially a Skrull. Lips pressed together and arms crossed over his chest. ❝ Got no ill intent being here. Hope you at least saw that. ❞

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damn speedster.

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         “ GOTTA say it’s your loss, buddy. people
         should appreciate speedsters more. 

   OF course he’s back on foot within seconds of the hit like it never even
   happened. that won’t be happening again for sure. hit kid flash once
   shame on you, hit kid flash twice shame on him. zipping back a few
   paces he regards green skinned cooly, golden eyes staring curiously
   whilst trying to figure the other out.

                                                              “ YOU an alien? “

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                    ❝ You’re a nuisance. ❞

   Nuisances that seemed to bounce as soon as they hit the ground. This
   was bothersome. He caught his breath back as the other stepped backwards
   standing straight up and rolling his shoulders. His head tilted to the side
   slightly with the question and a laugh escaped. Usually the first question
   that people had when they saw his current form.

                    ❝ Yeah - that a problem? ❞

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ms bloody.

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         i’m sorry i couldn’t limp to a more convenient place for you.   if it’s the CLEAN UP you’re worried about ;   i’m sure it’ll wash away with the next rain.    ❜

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            ❝ Clean up’s no problem - just that I had to drag you in and patch you up.                I’d ask what you were doing out there but I have the feeling you’d rather not talk about it. ❞

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speed.

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“Never gonna happen, Jolly Green. Never gonna
happen. But I hear confidence is a good  thing  to
have these  days!  So  good  on  you  for  thinking
you’re good enough for that sorta thing!”

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          ❝ It’s cute you think you’re better than you are. But
             if you think you really are, why haven’t you tried
             taking me down? Unless you
can’t? ❞

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