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Hit on my muse

thxunlivedlife:

  • Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
  • If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
  • I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  • Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  • My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
  • You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
  • Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
  • I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.
  • Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
  • My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
  • You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
  • I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  • Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
  • I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

    Random texts.

  • [ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
  • [ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
  • [ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
  • [ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
  • [ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
  • [ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
  • [ text ]: I can't find my phone.
  • [ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
  • [ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
  • [ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
  • [ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
  • [ text ]: Do you have my dog?
  • [ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
  • [ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
  • [ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
  • [ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
  • [ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
  • [ text ]: Who's house am I in?
  • [ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
  • [ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
  • [ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
  • [ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
  • [ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
  • [ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
  • [ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
  • [ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
  • [ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
  • [ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
  • [ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
  • [ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
  • [ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
  • [ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
  • [ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
  • [ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
  • [ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
  • [ text ]: auto cucumber is bae