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purelivingid-deactivated2016041 inquired ;  
teddy has a pancaKE BUTT
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                  i’m sorry, 

                                   DID YOU SAY SOMETHING??

speedster.

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       “ YEAH, well….oh, actually i haven’t been on any kinda anything since
       biting the bullet. i say we just have fun ! you definitely look as if ya could
       do with some fun, mr. grump. 

       EVEN in the face of an eye roll his smile continues to illuminate. bart had
       dealt with a lotta people like teddy in the past so putting him off was near
       enough impossible by now. intrigue had hit hard & speed enabled decided
       to see what else was there, who teddy was, what he liked, what he didn’t
       like. natural curiosity almost forced bart to press forward, to discover more. 
       “ theres no such thing as an eye for food, dude. something can look as
       yummy as heck but still taste like absolute trash. always follow your nose
       when it comes to food cus it’s never gonna fail ya. i’ve been to some
       absolute dives before & eaten like a king. 

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          ❝ depends on how close our definitions of fun are. ❞

          Still he walked in step with the other and followed wherever he was being led.
          He could use some time to wind down. To relax and maybe even let himself
          goof off a bit, especially with another person. Usually he found most people to
          be irritating and bothersome. Though Bart had the first in spades towards certain
          things, he endured. A laugh escaped when he was corrected on there being no
          such thing as an eye for food. ❝ I don’t really eat out all that often so I don’t have
          the … experience you do. ❞ Wasn’t that an understatement? Unless a client
          wanted to treat him to a nice meal - usually done before they tried to screw him
          over - he never ate out. Ted had gotten into the habit of making all of his meals
          himself. ❝ Other than pizza, what do you tend to eat? ❞

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speedster.

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            “ NOT the most chivalrous date, huh? 

       EXPRESSION bordering on wicked he continues leading them towards
       the center of the city, knowing exactly where they should be headed. if
       teddy was lucky there’d be a 50% discount just from being with this eating
       machine. bart tended to astound people with his stomach wherever  he
       went.  i can name the best places to eat in most countries, ted bear. 

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              ❝ You could say I’m a bit rusty. ❞

      Eyes rolled and he continued along with the speedster. A bit rusty was a
      minor exaggeration. Rarely did he ever take someone out to eat, in any
      sort of context that it could be taken. And besides, Bart was probably going
      to empty his pockets with the bill he’d be footed with. If this kid wasn’t
      joking about the amount he could eat, he’d be surprised. ❝ In most
COUNTRIES?
      What, do you have an eye for it or you just guess by how good the food
      smells when you’d pass by? ❞

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speedster.

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        “ ARE you kidding me? I know where all the good food places around
        here are. you’re such a lucky guy right now. 

        BART is practically bouncing as he takes off a couple of paces ahead of
        teddy towards their destination of pizza heaven. he peers back at his
        companion with an impish expression. “ c’mon slowpoke ! 

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                ❝ I wouldn’t say LUCKY since you’re eating out of my pocket. ❞

                It had been a long while since he had a meal with someone, especially
                with one as excited about a couple of pizzas. Hands shoved into his
                pockets as he walked forward, following Bart wherever he he was
                leading. ❝ Guessing finding good food’s a specialty of yours? ❞

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speedster.

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        “ WELCOME to the weird impossibility of the speedster biology, my
        friend. now pizza me please. 

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             ❝ I’ll have you explain that to me at some point. Calm down - you’ll
                get them. Know where we can get good pizza? ❞

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speedster.

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         “ HAH ! three is me being kind to your wallet. i could easily eat at least
         eight….maybe nine at a push. just living the pizza life. “

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         ❝ Eight pizzas … how do you not pop like an overstuffed tick after
            that? ❞

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speedster.

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        “ WELL i don’t usually share….but i’d kinda feel like a jerk if i didn’t share
        with the newbie guy. besides i’m a sucker for dumb puppy faces like
        yours. “

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             ❝ THANKS … Though I kinda wanna see if you really could eat
                all three XXL pizzas by yourself. ❞

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speedster.

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        “ ALL the horror ! i’m gonna need those pizzas asap, pretty boy. i
        might fall into a void of darkness from which i can never return. one
        banana milkshake would also help with that. 

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             ❝ Yeah, yeah. I’ll get you what you want. I’m to assume that you
                 won’t be sharing the pizza when you get it, right? ❞

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speedster.

        “ YEAH, not too great & you should definitely be buying me pizza for
        making me relive it. three XXXL meat lovers will do me just swell.

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          ❝ Hey - I didn’t make you. You could have said you didn’t want to talk
             about it …
                                    You wanna go get them now? ❞

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speedster.

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        “ UMM, the first time i was like fourteen? i just kinda disappeared into nothing
        really. didn’t particularly hurt—-it was more weird. second time i was twenty two,
        yeah, don’t ask how i’m eighteen now cus you’ll get a very long winded explanation.
        anyway i have this evil clone who funnily enough happens to be blonde too & he
        basically wanted me dead, always kinda has, it’s sad really. anyway long story short
        he teamed up with my villains to build a machine that took my speed away. & then
        i basically got beaten to death….definitely felt that one. 

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            ❝ … Now my life doesn’t seem all that bad. Getting beaten to death is definitely
               not the best way to go. ❞

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